Meanwhile... Heinz's Ketchup Packet Roller Solved One Of The World's Trickiest Problems

Meanwhile... Condiment giant Heinz is making the world a better place with a handy invention we didn't know we needed.

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  1. Cat NotmyLastname

    Cat NotmyLastname

    Degi Síðan síðan

    Can you imagine a city with wild boars in the US? And all the yee-haws pushing each other out of the way to shoot 'em? Lol.

  2. Devin Doolin

    Devin Doolin

    3 dögum síðan

    I'm almost just here the intro to the Meanwhile bit now.

  3. Thomas Miller

    Thomas Miller

    3 dögum síðan

    Hhheeeyyy....I like papa John's 👁👁

  4. TheKitkat825

    TheKitkat825

    4 dögum síðan

    NO ONE CARES ABOUT JON AND YOU TALKING STEVEN. WE ARE HERE FOR MEANWHILE! PUT IT IN ANOTHER VIDEO. JESUS.

  5. viddork

    viddork

    4 dögum síðan

    I haven't been to the UK since 2001, but I could swear there was a Popeye's chain there at that time. Maybe it's a different company? Or, perhaps I'm thinking of Wimpy's?

  6. I,m a P.C mimnagh

    I,m a P.C mimnagh

    4 dögum síðan

    You were so excited to return to the studio, so how come your never there

  7. MayaElenaMusic

    MayaElenaMusic

    5 dögum síðan

    PSA don’t be eating while he reads his intro 😆

  8. loys zimmermann

    loys zimmermann

    5 dögum síðan

    Provençal triple cream brie ? Provençal brie ? For a French, it sounds like authentic Vermont's burrito or typical Alabamian pastrami.

  9. Trinity Gonzalez

    Trinity Gonzalez

    5 dögum síðan

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  10. Oliver

    Oliver

    5 dögum síðan

    One nitpicky remark: real "Brie" comes from the North of France (Département Seine-et-Marne) - soooo "provençal-style brie" is not really a thing...

  11. Michael McPartland

    Michael McPartland

    5 dögum síðan

    That meanwhile open was awesome

  12. Musa Mthimunye

    Musa Mthimunye

    5 dögum síðan

    Mandela grew up in Soweto 😅🙈.

  13. Alan Smithee

    Alan Smithee

    6 dögum síðan

    I haven't had Papa John's since they opposed universal health care, so I was all about that joke

  14. Exceptionally Quiet

    Exceptionally Quiet

    6 dögum síðan

    Loving the deer's eyes

  15. JK Clark

    JK Clark

    6 dögum síðan

    Someone should tell the writers, food in the UK has been great for decades.

  16. WaywardGoddess

    WaywardGoddess

    7 dögum síðan

    Best Meanwhile intro so far LOL

  17. Richard B.

    Richard B.

    7 dögum síðan

    John is like I still got the vhs.

  18. SayU SayMee

    SayU SayMee

    7 dögum síðan

    2:11 Ketchup 🤣 3:39 I heard no lies 🍕 👀🥴 2:40 A Legend 🤣 💰🏃‍♂️🎨

  19. Parnel Pospahala

    Parnel Pospahala

    7 dögum síðan

    Is this track on one Jon's albums?

  20. AWARHERO

    AWARHERO

    7 dögum síðan

    Rome: The locals have taken back their streets... Common... That's not BOARing at all!

  21. Inch B. Wigglet

    Inch B. Wigglet

    7 dögum síðan

    I can see how a machine would be better at getting stuff out of condiment packets than my floppy fingers, but who uses that many packets?

  22. piemikey

    piemikey

    8 dögum síðan

    This is my news in a postmodern world

  23. piemikey

    piemikey

    8 dögum síðan

    I love Jon

  24. Volga Wolfhounds

    Volga Wolfhounds

    8 dögum síðan

    Please stop calling these guys artists. It's insulting to actual artists.

  25. Robert Platt

    Robert Platt

    8 dögum síðan

    My Italian friend was unimpressed by NYC rats.

  26. Jabberkong

    Jabberkong

    8 dögum síðan

    Is it bad that I miss Quarantinewhile

  27. ChiliCheeseD0g

    ChiliCheeseD0g

    8 dögum síðan

    Michael Keaton will always be Mr. Mom.

  28. Chris Markham

    Chris Markham

    8 dögum síðan

    Lysteria-laden demon custard. MMMwhahh! delicious!

  29. Dan Keller

    Dan Keller

    9 dögum síðan

    One of the best Meanwhile segments ever

  30. verdi mundi

    verdi mundi

    9 dögum síðan

    10-30 wild boars isn't that bad. Here in the US we have to deal with 30-50 wild hogs.

  31. Shahied

    Shahied

    9 dögum síðan

    2:10

  32. lucky 🍀lilac💜1111

    lucky 🍀lilac💜1111

    9 dögum síðan

    The definition of looking like a snack. Poor guy 🍥🦐

  33. Zesty

    Zesty

    9 dögum síðan

    2:37 Why didn't T****** try that? _"It's ART. The work is that my 'University' took their money."_

  34. John Banks

    John Banks

    9 dögum síðan

    These listeria-laden custards of news are good for your health!

  35. bodgertime

    bodgertime

    9 dögum síðan

    Mr. Mom

  36. RoseMarie M

    RoseMarie M

    9 dögum síðan

    1:09

  37. Arthur Downey

    Arthur Downey

    9 dögum síðan

    I really want to hear him on wait wait dont tell me

  38. Christopher Heckman

    Christopher Heckman

    9 dögum síðan

    Little-known fact: The museum is hanging the painting "Take the Money and Run" upside down.

    • Gazz

      Gazz

      3 dögum síðan

      That's kinda passive aggressive.

  39. Christopher Heckman

    Christopher Heckman

    9 dögum síðan

    Why not Beetlejuice?

  40. eli jackson

    eli jackson

    9 dögum síðan

    "Well that is stupid"

  41. Julie Hanson

    Julie Hanson

    9 dögum síðan

    Papa johns ........omg........🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  42. Gregorius Daneli

    Gregorius Daneli

    10 dögum síðan

    If you're vaccinated, the thread of Covid is severely mitigated, if not entirely eliminated in some parts of the world... now the newest, most infectious disease of our generation is minute-long bloviating skits disguised as segues into equally meaningless show segments, Seth Meyers-style.

  43. Hot Rod Andrube

    Hot Rod Andrube

    10 dögum síðan

    Graffic team nailing the deer eyes.

  44. Eileen Robinson

    Eileen Robinson

    10 dögum síðan

    Have you been watching Ron James Stephen?

  45. Growth is Freedom United Earth Enterprise

    Growth is Freedom United Earth Enterprise

    10 dögum síðan

    the best thing about meanwhile is the intros there needs to be a video of all of these put together.

  46. Frank Rizzo

    Frank Rizzo

    10 dögum síðan

    I'm going out on a limb assuming that Papa John's is not a sponsor 🤔

  47. Willem Vandeursen

    Willem Vandeursen

    10 dögum síðan

    Squeezing a president's favorite uncle dry?? I thought Donald had done that already.

  48. Aurora C

    Aurora C

    10 dögum síðan

    This show has the BEST writers anywhere!

  49. G Q

    G Q

    10 dögum síðan

    Thank you for the Pumpkin Pass bit on Papa John's!

  50. Julian Robbins

    Julian Robbins

    10 dögum síðan

    Get rid of the advertisements. They're useless.

  51. Akhila Chandran

    Akhila Chandran

    10 dögum síðan

    Can that Heinz thing work on toothpaste?

  52. Arion661

    Arion661

    10 dögum síðan

    Wait, you're telling me that there are 10-30 feral hogs roaming around Rome? So that guy wasn't lying....

  53. Trisha Kauffman

    Trisha Kauffman

    10 dögum síðan

    Pretty sure that *sushi 🍣* is a parasite known as the "Tongue eating louse" and yes. It's as horrible as it sounds. It crawls through the the fish's gills and attaches to the tongue slowly eating it until it takes the place as said tongue. It then feeds on what ever the fish eats and the fish becomes dependant on it since it needs the louse to push down the food since it no longer has a tongue.

  54. J L

    J L

    10 dögum síðan

    Cody from Cody's Showdy [1] is gunna be terrified. [1] isboths.info/zone/v-deo/uKxjeqChmqi9gKo.html

  55. Wendy Wilkins Valdez

    Wendy Wilkins Valdez

    10 dögum síðan

    Don't we already have a tube squeezer? For toothpaste? Can they not be used with ketchup packets, too. Personally, I use my fingers or with the edge of whatever plate I have.

  56. mattmoose

    mattmoose

    10 dögum síðan

    How dare you, Sir! Sir Blandington's represents the high-point of English cuisine. It even sticks to walls. That's the way we like our food: stodgy and over cooked.

  57. ObligedUniform

    ObligedUniform

    10 dögum síðan

    Accurate description of Papa Johns

  58. Baron von Quiply

    Baron von Quiply

    10 dögum síðan

    03:13 Cody's Showdy warned us about this YEARS ago.

  59. Peter Symington

    Peter Symington

    10 dögum síðan

    Wow Papa John's is the new Olive Garden. Wasn't ready for that yet.

  60. Nikola Howard

    Nikola Howard

    10 dögum síðan

    As a Brit, remember that our natural favourite dish is curry. We also have KFC and many many copies... We can deal with the spice Stephen... but seriously, "Chicken Shops" are a highly competitive market, so Popeye's probably won't really make a dent here.

  61. Andrew Faraday

    Andrew Faraday

    10 dögum síðan

    Meanwhile, Britain is replete with Indian and Chinese takeaways.

  62. Fred Chopin

    Fred Chopin

    10 dögum síðan

    Need to interview someone with experience: Please Listen to those who TREAT COVID: DR. ZELENKO (treated Trump, Giuliana, President of Brazil, Health Minister of Israel) isboths.info/zone/v-deo/lIqtYYmooam-rNQ.html DR. PETER MCCULLOUGH (most highly cited physician on early treatment of COVID-19) FRANCE'S IHU Méditerranée-Infection SEMINAR: JULY 5, 2021 isboths.info/zone/v-deo/xmt2cWShYKK-nLY.html Dr. Christina Parks Testimony For Michigan House Bill 4471 (HB4471) on 8/19/21 isboths.info/zone/v-deo/qq5mg5d3gJS0sqI.html

  63. Greg Kral

    Greg Kral

    10 dögum síðan

    but ketchup sucks..........

  64. MR FlackAttack

    MR FlackAttack

    10 dögum síðan

    Seriously? We solved this sauce packet problem in Australia decades ago.

  65. Morgan Muldoon

    Morgan Muldoon

    10 dögum síðan

    "Joke-swollen teets" got my attention.

  66. Christopher Robin Garrish

    Christopher Robin Garrish

    10 dögum síðan

    3:15 I knew the punchline in advance. Truism.

  67. So this is Permanence

    So this is Permanence

    10 dögum síðan

    That whole “Sir Blandington’s” ad needs to be on a t-shirt! That’s some merch I would buy!

    • R R

      R R

      7 dögum síðan

      I guess Colbert's team forgot that the UK as a whole is a Nandos loving-bunch. I guess they've never had a cheeky Nando.

  68. Lyndiwe Mnisi

    Lyndiwe Mnisi

    10 dögum síðan

    The song is amazing John!! 🇿🇦

  69. Kinky

    Kinky

    10 dögum síðan

    When I think Michael Keaton, I don't think "Batman"! I think the evil psychopath downstairs in Pacific Heights!

  70. Cynthia Wilson

    Cynthia Wilson

    10 dögum síðan

    I think of the tenant from hell in a movie he was in..he was the tenant

  71. Paul Routh

    Paul Routh

    10 dögum síðan

    I laughed out loud when they cut away to backstage and Michael Keaton.

  72. Linda Francis

    Linda Francis

    10 dögum síðan

    John Baptise is a jewel 😍 and your Meanwhile was the best

  73. karl spencer

    karl spencer

    10 dögum síðan

    Don't mind him but definitely the worst Batman ever , better in comedy

  74. Processes Of Becoming

    Processes Of Becoming

    10 dögum síðan

    Best intro.

  75. Mary Rose Kent

    Mary Rose Kent

    11 dögum síðan

    Clint looks like his own leather belt!

  76. Kaysler

    Kaysler

    11 dögum síðan

    1:58

  77. Rebecca Gunther

    Rebecca Gunther

    11 dögum síðan

    Would you say there are 30-50 of these wild boars?

  78. FoxyBard

    FoxyBard

    11 dögum síðan

    Okay but the ketchup packet roller would actually be super nice for people who are disabled or otherwise have limited use of their hands and fingers? Honestly, that sounds frankly awesome for them.

  79. Rennis Tora

    Rennis Tora

    11 dögum síðan

    The fact that a company wasted the time and money to make a product that solves a problem no one has... That, along with other innumerous things, is what's wrong with this planet... The good that money and work could have done.

  80. sevenprovinces

    sevenprovinces

    11 dögum síðan

    Best meanwhile intro/monologue/line of reasoning or whatever the hell so far, in my modestly warped opinion.

  81. Nothing Nowhere

    Nothing Nowhere

    11 dögum síðan

    Why is it that there's always a Suhr guitar displayed right by Jon, yet nowhere near the guitarist? Is this supposed to justify the 5000 dollar price for what is just a Fender copy? Shameless.

  82. Michael Johnson

    Michael Johnson

    11 dögum síðan

    Americans have a weird preconception about British cuisine - considering that the English national dish is a curry, while the US national dish is some lard with salt on it but no pepper, because pepper would be too spicy

  83. Eben4Reel

    Eben4Reel

    11 dögum síðan

    “Ohh - Van Gogh he di-int!” Which museum put a down payment on the sleep-with-your-wife thing? Excellent image, graphic department! 👍

  84. Bubber Cakes

    Bubber Cakes

    11 dögum síðan

    The art guy should return the money of be arrested.

  85. TheEndPhase

    TheEndPhase

    11 dögum síðan

    EF YES THE 1989 BATMAN IS THE BEST BATMAN.

  86. Katusha Watkins

    Katusha Watkins

    11 dögum síðan

    Amusing metaphor, I confess. Egad!

  87. Chetanna Nwosu

    Chetanna Nwosu

    11 dögum síðan

    Finally the mainstream media is covering the aggressive assault by these wild boars. Too Little To Late.

  88. pugetwitch

    pugetwitch

    11 dögum síðan

    Not provençal style!😂

  89. Titty Sprinkles

    Titty Sprinkles

    11 dögum síðan

    Art dealers everywhere: "we have a turd in the punch bowl."

  90. Kendal Hanel

    Kendal Hanel

    11 dögum síðan

    Also Deamon Custard.

  91. Kendal Hanel

    Kendal Hanel

    11 dögum síðan

    I did the same thing with Batman on VHS. Was on loop for months.

  92. Charlie Jones

    Charlie Jones

    11 dögum síðan

    LETS GO BRANDON!

  93. Charlie Jones

    Charlie Jones

    11 dögum síðan

    LETS GO BRANDON!

  94. Charlie Jones

    Charlie Jones

    11 dögum síðan

    LETS GO BRANDON!

  95. Charlie Jones

    Charlie Jones

    11 dögum síðan

    LETS GO BRANDON!!

  96. MonkeyJedi99

    MonkeyJedi99

    11 dögum síðan

    I found it hilarious that at the end, when most guests smile and wave, Michael Keaton was playing with the backstage equipment. He looks like he has fun with life.

  97. Charlie Jones

    Charlie Jones

    11 dögum síðan

    LETS GO BRANDON!!!!

  98. Charlie Jones

    Charlie Jones

    11 dögum síðan

    LETS GO BRANDON!!!!!

  99. Charlie Jones

    Charlie Jones

    11 dögum síðan

    LETS GO BRANDON!!!!!

  100. Charlie Jones

    Charlie Jones

    11 dögum síðan

    LETS GO BRANDON!!!

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